Monday is getting a suspicious amount of responsibility for a day that has never agreed to any of this.
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The photo can be a little blurry. That is not the part worth missing.
Shots of Joy · Matched captionsThe group chat has reached a verdict. Which is impressive, considering nobody asked it.
Shots of Joy · Matched captionsAny routine can look convincing on a Sunday. Wait until the dentist appointment runs late.
Shots of Joy · Matched captionsThe fresh start got a whole mood board. The next six months got… what, exactly?
Shots of Joy · Matched captionsThe ring light can wait. There’s already a voice-note button doing a lot of the talking.
Shots of Joy · Matched captionsAsking about the business does not mean we are ordering matching team jackets.
Shots of Joy · Matched captionsCommanding a room is optional. Being the person who actually listens is a much more interesting starting point.
Shots of Joy · Matched captionsThe school pickup is already on the calendar. Something that belongs to me can at least get a pencil.
Shots of Joy · Matched captionsA friend saying “not for me” should not make brunch weird.
Shots of Joy · Matched captionsThe group chat has a lot to say about the next chapter. Funny how it never volunteers to live it.
Shots of Joy · Matched captionsThe dream sequence is surprisingly boring. There’s a grocery bag in it.
Shots of Joy · Matched captionsImagine deleting the everybody-laughing picture. Then realizing that was the whole point.
Shots of Joy · Matched captionsThe evening walk has apparently been assigned to the motivation department. That department keeps irregular hours.
Shots of Joy · Matched captionsThe good cardigan has been waiting for the right occasion longer than some television shows have been running.
Shots of Joy · Matched captions“How does this work?” can be two questions wearing the same coat.
Shots of Joy · Matched captionsThe school-pickup introduction is well rehearsed. The “something of my own” introduction is still loading.
Shots of Joy · Matched captionsPlease describe this mysterious “sales personality” everyone thinks comes in the welcome packet.
Shots of Joy · Matched captionsThe opening scene could be reading the details over coffee. That’s a very different movie from “I just changed my entire life.”
Shots of Joy · Matched captionsWaiting for life to calm down like adulthood is about to send a calendar invite.
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